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What movies have not aged well?

08.06.2025 04:01

What movies have not aged well?

A View to a Kill

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why are people of mixed race seen as more attractive than non-mixed-race people?

-”Ah so!”

Moonraker

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why do people smoke?

Octopussy

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Live and Let Die

Dr No

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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-All the bad guys are black.

-”She is very sexyful!”

From Russia With Love

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

You Only Live Twice

Two of my family members have recently converted to Islam and have brought shame on my family. How do I get them back into the fold of Hinduism?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why are people with Asperger syndrome unenthusiastic?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why do men prefer low-maintanence women?

Goldfinger

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-J W Pepper

What one thing makes someone a very mature person?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Diamonds Are Forever

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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